alien_catcher: Answerphone and Contact Post

Gwen Cooper (

alien_catcher) wrote,
@ 2010-12-31 02:20:00

Entry tags:

!contact post, ooc

Answerphone and Contact Post
Hiya, you have reached Gwen Cooper. I'm unavailable, so please leave a message and I'll call you back as soon--

Oh, Jack, this bloody well better be impo--

::click::

::beep::

{{please leave any messages for Gwen or her mun if you need to reach us!}}

(74 comments) - (Post a new comment)

	savagestime 2008-09-28 07:29 am UTC (link)
	Sorry for torturing your boss for a year! Well, not really. But I am sorry that you have to put up with him. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	alien_catcher 2008-09-28 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	[replied as a text message] Is this some kind of joke? Because it's not funny. Who are you? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	handysparehand 2008-09-28 09:13 am UTC (link)
	Jakob! They go and do something stupid like evict Jakob. Of all the people left in that house. Jakob?!? Now I don't even know who I want to win. Jennifer, maybe. I don't even know anymore. I'm still in shock. (Reply to this)

	goodathart 2008-09-28 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	I assume this is your cell phone. Which makes it interesting, because apparently you do screen your calls. You certainly pick up every time your husband calls. Even before he was your husband, actually, though I suppose fiances are close enough. By the way, going to change your last name in the message? Or is this where all your elicit lovers call too? Naughty, naughty. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	alien_catcher 2008-09-29 03:51 am UTC (link)
	How did you get this number, exactly? And I pick up because he's my boyfriend. Er, my husband. And you, clearly, are not. And as if it were your business, force of habit. I'm Williams on any official paperwork now. Just haven't got used to it yet. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	goodathart 2008-09-29 04:20 am UTC (link)
	How do you think I got this number? I'm hurt. Ooh. You should practice. Slip-ups like that definitely don't look good. No they do not. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	alien_catcher 2008-09-29 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Oi, never mind. I'm better with text, anyway. Not that I'm trying to encourage you. Gwen Williams. Gwen Williams. See, I'm practising. But when you've been one person for 29 years it's hard to switch over. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	goodathart 2008-09-29 04:37 am UTC (link)
	But I'm better with voices. I don't have any trouble. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	alien_catcher 2008-09-29 04:41 am UTC (link)
	Fine. If you call I'll answer, unless you've called to take the piss or I'm wrestling with one of you alien types. Happy? Well, there's no surprise, comin' from you. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	goodathart 2008-09-29 04:46 am UTC (link)
	Ecstatic. I'll take that as a compliment. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	handysparehand 2008-09-29 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	The answer I think, to your questions on the message you left are no, absolutely, and surprisingly it is a scientifically correct term on some planets. As for Wife Swap. It was brilliant. I'd take the family in the motorcycle gang over the army family any day. When that dad went off on the mum. And then at the sit down, and the rule changes.... (Reply to this)

	7twistedwishes 2009-04-04 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	beep Hello. We should find a way to stay more in contact, don't you think? Call me. [Number] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	alien_catcher 2009-04-12 04:56 am UTC (link)
	Scarlet? How did you get this number? Well, not that I'm complain', because it's lovely to hear from you. Where are you? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	7twistedwishes 2009-04-12 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	"Oh, Gwen lovely... i have my means. But I am glad to speak with you. I was just here in my office, bored and lonely." "What you think, dinner, next... Thursday?" Not going to hog her weekend, no. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	alien_catcher 2009-04-14 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	Uh, dinner Thursday will be brilliant. You want to meet at our... Well, usual place? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	7twistedwishes 2009-04-14 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yes, it is perfect. What you would prefer, I am partial for italian, but anything you like is good. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	alien_catcher 2009-04-14 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	Italian would be lovely, Scarlet. Just... anything but pizza takeaway. I've had quite enough of that for the week! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	7twistedwishes 2009-04-14 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	Spaghetti with alfredo sauce, a bottle of champagne, cheesecake for dessert? Dear, I am always for the Best. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	keyofmgy 2009-11-03 07:58 am UTC (link)
	HELLO? IS THIS--oh, I'm terribly sorry--Miss Gwen Cooper's answering service? What do I say? Oh! Ah, I would like it very much if you would return this call. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	alien_catcher 2009-11-05 02:13 am UTC (link)
	Um, hello, this is Gwen Cooper... May I ask whose callin'? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	keyofmgy 2009-11-05 04:54 am UTC (link)
	Oh, yes, of course... this is Jack Phillips. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	alien_catcher 2009-11-05 01:48 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, oh Jack! Hello there, it's been a while hasn't it? How are you? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	keyofmgy 2009-11-05 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, it has been some time, hasn't it? I'm well enough, I suppose. It has been rather like adjusting to a new planet. Have you been well? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	alien_catcher 2009-11-05 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	Ohhh I bet it's been a bit of a challenge adjusting! Things... are all right, yeah. Lots of changes. Been goin' through a bit of adjustment myself. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	keyofmgy 2009-11-07 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Really? I do hope it has not been hard on you? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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